Let the Idiot Speak

Glitter and Dirt and Tetrahydrofuran

I met the mover yesterday to get a final quote and sign paperwork and the guy was like marveling at the fact that I go to school and work (which was weird because who doesn’t? But this was a weird individual in general. Now he knows where I live/will be living in a week, yay). So then he says, “Wow, I guess all that doesn’t leave much time for a boyfriend…or partner.” And I was like well, inappropriate question but thank you for not being heterosexist!?

— 7 hours ago
#the move  #um thanks?  #weird white dudes  #he wasn't hitting on me he ha just been talking about his wife and kids  #he was just that weird 

ktsaurusr3x:

sweet-bitsy:

airbenderedacted:

mspgay:

mip mip mip mip

omg

I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS

This is Toothless.

— 8 hours ago with 70048 notes
sdzoo:

Meet our new reasons for hope—two critically endangered Visayan warty piglets.

sdzoo:

Meet our new reasons for hope—two critically endangered Visayan warty piglets.

— 4 days ago with 483 notes
hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

No, don’t bother to answer that, I’m fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don’t know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

No, don’t bother to answer that, I’m fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don’t know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

(Source: televandalist)

— 6 days ago with 536 notes
lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

(Source: frankie40hands, via biologizeable)

— 6 days ago with 573951 notes
blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(Source: derpycats, via ktsaurusr3x)

— 1 week ago with 361273 notes

sdzoo:

Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.

— 2 weeks ago with 45837 notes

The undergrads have descended on my engineering lab for the summer.
So many Big Bang Theory t shirts.

— 3 weeks ago
#and not the actual theory  #the tv show  #help 

catsbeaversandducks:

Saving just one pet won’t change the world, but the world will change for that one pet.

Shelter Stories by ©MuttsComics - Patrick McDonnell

(via vetschoolcool)

— 3 weeks ago with 1136 notes